Monday, January 8, 2018
On the Gonzo Beat
‘Gonzo’ magazine, titled with respectful regard to Hunter S. Thompson, appears online on a more or less weekly basis. I became aware of it towards the end of 2016, during some website browsing, and sent a copy of ‘Wilful Misunderstandings’ to see if it would get a review. Intrigued at least by the comments from Alan Moore (for which I remain extremely grateful) on the back cover, editor Jonathan Downes took on the review and gave my book his enthusiastic approval. In subsequent exchanges of messages, Jonathan asked if I’d write for the magazine – to which I agreed on an occasional basis, depending on other commitments.
To knock out a full colour multi-paged mag once a week is no mean feat and if you check it out on http://www.gonzoweekly.com you’ll find that its enthusiastic band of contributors cover a wide range of music and other cultural activities. Its most distinguished writer, I guess, is the one-time Guardian journalist CJ Stone, who contributes a regular column. Short cuts are taken to fill the pages and a number of them remain unchanging issue to issue – ads and random bits of filler mostly. But this seems to me entirely forgivable, given the weekly schedule.
So sometime after the New Year double issue (#215/6) containing the Wilful Misunderstandings review last January I undertook to contribute some features on musicians, primarily those associated in some way with the Grateful Dead, whose music I’ve loved since the 60s. The first of these was lifted from this blog at Jon’s request. It was my personal eulogy and career review for the then recently deceased guitarist Martin Stone (issue 219). Those familiar with Martin Stone will know that even he has some tenuous connections with the Grateful Dead, but my focus was on those with closer associations, including the surviving members of the band. There followed pieces on Phil Lesh (#222), Mickey Hart (#225/6), Warren Haynes (#229) and David Nelson (#233). More recently I’ve contributed an extended piece on guitarist Steve Kimock (#s253, 257 and 261). If you enjoy both the music of 60s and 70s US West Coast bands and today’s ‘jam-band’ scene, you might find some interest in these write-ups.
I’ve also been contributing occasional reviews, beginning with one that fitted my feature remit: musicians Mark Karan, Slick Aguilar, Tom Constanten and others reproducing the ‘Live Dead’ album at the Cheese and Grain in Frome last January (#220). Since then I’ve reviewed a concert by Trad Arrr (#235), Port Talbot’s Deke Leonard memorial show (#239) and the New Forest Folk Festival (#247). A recent piece on the stage show ‘Girl From the North Country’ (#255/6) first appeared here in the blog.
It’s been fun. As with some of the other contributors, I think, it gets the frustrated ‘rock-journalist’ ambition out of my system, and gives me a chance to highlight musicians who don’t these days receive a great deal of attention, particularly here in the UK. I’m currently making a short list of possible profiles to put together in 2018, and may well expand my repertoire.
Meanwhile I look forward to reading through the latest double issue (see below).
Friday, December 29, 2017
Failure
Failed to produce my blog on schedule last Monday, can't think why.
Failed to promote Wilful Misunderstandings in the run-up to the festive season, thus depriving myself of a potential sales cascade. So all I can do is appeal to anyone with £6.95 (plus p&p) left to spend after the annual hoopla, with the following ad. (And if you can afford it, buy it from Lepus not Amazon or similar please - cheap as they sell it, I get mere pennies, and I've yet to cover the costs of the printed copies I sell through Lepus...)
No other failures to report.
Wishing all readers of this blog a happy new year.
RF
Failed to promote Wilful Misunderstandings in the run-up to the festive season, thus depriving myself of a potential sales cascade. So all I can do is appeal to anyone with £6.95 (plus p&p) left to spend after the annual hoopla, with the following ad. (And if you can afford it, buy it from Lepus not Amazon or similar please - cheap as they sell it, I get mere pennies, and I've yet to cover the costs of the printed copies I sell through Lepus...)
No other failures to report.
Wishing all readers of this blog a happy new year.
RF
Monday, December 11, 2017
We Are Crazy (and not in a good way)
Under a headline ‘Using bombs to bomb-proof cars’, NS reporter Paul Marks tells us about the work of Roger Sloman, managing director of a company known as ‘Advanced Blast and Ballistic Systems’. Sloman and his team are developing a system intended as a countermeasure to protect the occupants of military vehicles under which improvised explosive devices (IEDs) detonate. Such a blast can, I read, ‘instantly catapult a vehicle many metres into the air’. Because the floors of such vehicles are strengthened, there is less danger from the blast itself than from the intense upward acceleration, which can seriously or fatally damage internal organs.
Research revealed a ten-millisecond gap between the blast and the lifting of the vehicle. The idea is that, in this interval, a detector could trigger roof rockets to provide a downward force to keep the vehicle on the ground. The resulting devices are known as ‘linear rocket motors’ and one of Sloman’s colleagues says: “The peak thrust from all those rocket nozzles is insane.” (Yes. Insane.) In a test one of the vehicles was reckoned to momentarily ‘weigh’ around 120 tonnes.
That life is sacred and that such a device may save lives if it goes into production, I cannot deny. That such technology may have other uses in different contexts is also mentioned in the article. What it does not mention is the cost of research, development and manufacture – which I can only assume must be vast. Our resources on this planet are wearing thin, the fate of the human species is – as far as I can see – in the balance. Why are we blowing thousands, perhaps millions, (plus brain power and materials that could be better used solving humanity’s mutual problems) on peak thrust rocket nozzles?
It highlights for me a number of underlying assumptions. There will always be a need for military vehicles. There will always be people who wish to blast them with improvised explosive devices. There will always be conflict between human beings. Investment in military hardware provides jobs and economic growth and this somehow benefits all of us. I could go on but I’m sure you get the picture. All these statements are interlinked. It’s a house of cards that stays intact because it is part of the consensus we call reality. Is it possible that simply by not accepting these and similar assumptions we could change the picture?
But this article had the effect of renewing and refreshing my sense of shock at what we humans routinely do to one another. Palestine. Syria. Yemen. Afghanistan. Iraq. The playing fields for war games. News of conflict has a numbing effect by its very persistence. It takes a bizarre story about a hi-tech design to anchor against explosive force (and the sense of black absurdity that surrounds it) to brush away the cobwebs of complacency once more.
(from ABBS website)
Monday, November 27, 2017
Fake News Faked
Cost of living set to hot samba rhythm
According to a new report by the Office for National Statistics, a marked rise in the retail price index has caused the cost of living to soar unexpectedly. It is currently cruising at an altitude of ten kilometres where Standard atmospheric conditions are −50°C and 26.5 kPa, exceeding the speed of delight. Up there the samba winds blow hot and spicy, although legislation is called for regarding the illicit use of high altitude drones.
The cost of living is now a Brazilian musical genre and dance style, with its roots in African religious traditions, particularly of Angola and the Congo. A spokesperson today spoke of spokes, spoken, smoked and "wholeheartedly" apologised for "any inappropriate behaviour that made some former colleagues feel uncomfortable". He later added that talks at the end of the two-day summit remained incongruous, and that a former leader, at the leading edge, lead the leaders to swing the lead.
The government is considering the modern samba that emerged at the beginning of the 20th century. It is predominantly in 2/4 time to a batucada rhythm, with various stanzas measured in terms of purchasing power parity rates. In keeping with leading edge thinking, the term ‘cost of living’ itself shall from hereon in be known as the ‘costa livin’.
College award is toast
One of the UK’s biggest bakers has warned that attempting to redress the bitter legacy of slavery is “unsustainable”. Oxford’s All Souls College is partly governed by overseas prices. Bread unwittingly contributed to the college’s success. Today , 42% of Britons commemorate the suffering of low-carb diets, from protein pots and salads to sushi. Associated British Foods is said to be considering further action to limit carb intake and protest against the commemoration of Cecil Rhodes. New graduate scholarships will reduce the space devoted to bakery items within the next 18 months.
The change is being led by young people, with only a quarter of 16- to 24-year olds eating “distinguished fellows” including former Conservative cabinet ministers John Redwood and William Waldegrave. A spokesperson for the college said: “All Souls is pleased to be equating to a loss of about 23m kilograms. The volume of bread rolls and freshly baked bread sold expresses our present –day values.”
Warburton’s, the UK’s other leading baker, attracted student protests. A student in chains stood outside the research firm Mintel. “Bread is on the firing line,” said a food and drinks analyst at Mintel, “we don’t think the steps All-Souls has taken are enough.” Avocado toast may be an Instagram sensation but has appeared in the Paradise Papers, investing funds offshore in bakeries, making them one of the lowest-cost operations in the country.
According to a new report by the Office for National Statistics, a marked rise in the retail price index has caused the cost of living to soar unexpectedly. It is currently cruising at an altitude of ten kilometres where Standard atmospheric conditions are −50°C and 26.5 kPa, exceeding the speed of delight. Up there the samba winds blow hot and spicy, although legislation is called for regarding the illicit use of high altitude drones.
The cost of living is now a Brazilian musical genre and dance style, with its roots in African religious traditions, particularly of Angola and the Congo. A spokesperson today spoke of spokes, spoken, smoked and "wholeheartedly" apologised for "any inappropriate behaviour that made some former colleagues feel uncomfortable". He later added that talks at the end of the two-day summit remained incongruous, and that a former leader, at the leading edge, lead the leaders to swing the lead.
The government is considering the modern samba that emerged at the beginning of the 20th century. It is predominantly in 2/4 time to a batucada rhythm, with various stanzas measured in terms of purchasing power parity rates. In keeping with leading edge thinking, the term ‘cost of living’ itself shall from hereon in be known as the ‘costa livin’.
College award is toast
One of the UK’s biggest bakers has warned that attempting to redress the bitter legacy of slavery is “unsustainable”. Oxford’s All Souls College is partly governed by overseas prices. Bread unwittingly contributed to the college’s success. Today , 42% of Britons commemorate the suffering of low-carb diets, from protein pots and salads to sushi. Associated British Foods is said to be considering further action to limit carb intake and protest against the commemoration of Cecil Rhodes. New graduate scholarships will reduce the space devoted to bakery items within the next 18 months.
The change is being led by young people, with only a quarter of 16- to 24-year olds eating “distinguished fellows” including former Conservative cabinet ministers John Redwood and William Waldegrave. A spokesperson for the college said: “All Souls is pleased to be equating to a loss of about 23m kilograms. The volume of bread rolls and freshly baked bread sold expresses our present –day values.”
Warburton’s, the UK’s other leading baker, attracted student protests. A student in chains stood outside the research firm Mintel. “Bread is on the firing line,” said a food and drinks analyst at Mintel, “we don’t think the steps All-Souls has taken are enough.” Avocado toast may be an Instagram sensation but has appeared in the Paradise Papers, investing funds offshore in bakeries, making them one of the lowest-cost operations in the country.
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Mirror Lore
I had a close shave the other day. After the soap suds were scraped away, there was my face, craggier and more laden with jowl than I’d really be happy to see. I looked deep into my eyes and, curiously enough, my eyes looked back into me. I wondered what I was really looking at, what was looking at me. Light cast back from whence it came by a cunningly engineered combination of glass and silvery metal? Or was there something about this experience that went deeper? It seemed I had some research to do.
I started with some vampire lore. These pasty-faced, bloodsucker types, it states, have no mirror image. It would appear that Bram Stoker may have been the originator of this idea. It is based in part on the concept that the mirror gives a reflection not just of one’s appearance but also of the soul, thus vampires being soulless have no reflection. A pseudo scientific explanation by modern fantasists has it that it is down to the silver backing in old mirrors – silver having properties to ward off evil – and thus since modern mirrors do not use silver, vampires can scrub their fangs and brush their hair, safely reflected, like the rest of us.
The mirror as portal is an established motif – whether it goes any further back than Carroll’s ‘Through the Looking Glass’, I don’t know. As an image it is used to great effect in Jean Cocteau’s film ‘Orphee’, in which Death is personified as an elegant, fashionably dressed French woman. She and her assistants emerge from and return to the Underworld through mirrors. Scenes in which this occurs were shot horizontally, using framed pools of liquid. For all the crudity of this technique, in comparison to what can be done today with computer graphic imagery, there is something about its conceptual simplicity that creates a sense of extraordinary beauty and other-worldliness. For this and its many other beauties, I never tire of watching this film.
Before I leave ‘Orphee’, here is a quote from its script: ‘Mirrors are the doors through which Death comes and goes. Look at yourself in a mirror all your life...and you'll see death at work like bees in a hive of glass.’ The first sentence deals with what I have described, in the second mirrors are considered as monitors of an inevitable process, a slow revelation of what we are, not only in the spatial dimensions but also in the dimension of time. Or something like that, anyway.
The mirror or the reflective surface crops up frequently in myth, legend and literature. A quick trawl takes us through Narcissus, whiling time by staring at his reflection in a pool; Snow White and the mirror on the wall; the Lady of Shallott viewing Camelot through a magic glass and many a scary story in which something is seen in the mirror which is not apparent elsewhere. Then, of course, we have the common belief that breaking a mirror brings a seven year period of ill-fortune. Seven years? Again we are looking at the mirror as a reflection of the soul, its breakage the breakage of the soul, and the seven year period being the time it takes – it is said - for the soul to regenerate. It is therefore somewhat lacking in apparent logic that various antidotes to this problem are listed involving grinding the shards of mirror to dust or burying them. With regard to the soul, I suspect that the devisers of these remedies have not entirely thought it through. But who am I to question superstition? You breaks your mirror and you takes your choice.
There are also traditions in various cultures that, when someone dies, all the mirrors in their household should be covered. Mirrors (perhaps in their role as Cocteau’s portals to the Underworld) can, they say, act as lures and traps for the souls of the newly departed. A handy bit of blanket coverage for a prescribed period of time enables a safe passage to… well… wherever it is that the deceased persons are supposed to be going.
My search for that which is associated with mirrors has been fruitful. A further trawl of mythology across the world would no doubt generate more. So what’s it all about? Thomas Hardy, in a well known poem, peers into his looking glass and views his wasting skin, but his subsequent reflections (pardon the pun) are to do with ageing itself, rather than the act of observation that triggers them. He’s not looking at this wealth of lore we invest in the silvered glass. But it’s there, layered into our mindsets, even if we are not familiar with every last myth, tale or superstition.
Perhaps the potency of the mirror as an image lies in the mystery of human consciousness. We are our own mirrors, looking at ourselves constantly as we parade through our waking lives. Perhaps the pun is no coincidence – the throwing back of light and the going back in thought are intertwined concepts. Hardy can’t look into his mirror without looking into himself.
And it is one of the scientific tests used to determine levels of conscious awareness in other species. Dolphins and other beasts whose intelligence is in evidence are said to be able to recognise themselves and others in a mirror. Frogs, it is generally accepted, cannot do this. A certain level of consciousness is required to both to reflect and to be aware of a reflection.
The mirror, I conclude, is a potent thing. It tells us more than meets the eye.
I started with some vampire lore. These pasty-faced, bloodsucker types, it states, have no mirror image. It would appear that Bram Stoker may have been the originator of this idea. It is based in part on the concept that the mirror gives a reflection not just of one’s appearance but also of the soul, thus vampires being soulless have no reflection. A pseudo scientific explanation by modern fantasists has it that it is down to the silver backing in old mirrors – silver having properties to ward off evil – and thus since modern mirrors do not use silver, vampires can scrub their fangs and brush their hair, safely reflected, like the rest of us.
The mirror as portal is an established motif – whether it goes any further back than Carroll’s ‘Through the Looking Glass’, I don’t know. As an image it is used to great effect in Jean Cocteau’s film ‘Orphee’, in which Death is personified as an elegant, fashionably dressed French woman. She and her assistants emerge from and return to the Underworld through mirrors. Scenes in which this occurs were shot horizontally, using framed pools of liquid. For all the crudity of this technique, in comparison to what can be done today with computer graphic imagery, there is something about its conceptual simplicity that creates a sense of extraordinary beauty and other-worldliness. For this and its many other beauties, I never tire of watching this film.
Before I leave ‘Orphee’, here is a quote from its script: ‘Mirrors are the doors through which Death comes and goes. Look at yourself in a mirror all your life...and you'll see death at work like bees in a hive of glass.’ The first sentence deals with what I have described, in the second mirrors are considered as monitors of an inevitable process, a slow revelation of what we are, not only in the spatial dimensions but also in the dimension of time. Or something like that, anyway.
The mirror or the reflective surface crops up frequently in myth, legend and literature. A quick trawl takes us through Narcissus, whiling time by staring at his reflection in a pool; Snow White and the mirror on the wall; the Lady of Shallott viewing Camelot through a magic glass and many a scary story in which something is seen in the mirror which is not apparent elsewhere. Then, of course, we have the common belief that breaking a mirror brings a seven year period of ill-fortune. Seven years? Again we are looking at the mirror as a reflection of the soul, its breakage the breakage of the soul, and the seven year period being the time it takes – it is said - for the soul to regenerate. It is therefore somewhat lacking in apparent logic that various antidotes to this problem are listed involving grinding the shards of mirror to dust or burying them. With regard to the soul, I suspect that the devisers of these remedies have not entirely thought it through. But who am I to question superstition? You breaks your mirror and you takes your choice.
There are also traditions in various cultures that, when someone dies, all the mirrors in their household should be covered. Mirrors (perhaps in their role as Cocteau’s portals to the Underworld) can, they say, act as lures and traps for the souls of the newly departed. A handy bit of blanket coverage for a prescribed period of time enables a safe passage to… well… wherever it is that the deceased persons are supposed to be going.
My search for that which is associated with mirrors has been fruitful. A further trawl of mythology across the world would no doubt generate more. So what’s it all about? Thomas Hardy, in a well known poem, peers into his looking glass and views his wasting skin, but his subsequent reflections (pardon the pun) are to do with ageing itself, rather than the act of observation that triggers them. He’s not looking at this wealth of lore we invest in the silvered glass. But it’s there, layered into our mindsets, even if we are not familiar with every last myth, tale or superstition.
Perhaps the potency of the mirror as an image lies in the mystery of human consciousness. We are our own mirrors, looking at ourselves constantly as we parade through our waking lives. Perhaps the pun is no coincidence – the throwing back of light and the going back in thought are intertwined concepts. Hardy can’t look into his mirror without looking into himself.
And it is one of the scientific tests used to determine levels of conscious awareness in other species. Dolphins and other beasts whose intelligence is in evidence are said to be able to recognise themselves and others in a mirror. Frogs, it is generally accepted, cannot do this. A certain level of consciousness is required to both to reflect and to be aware of a reflection.
The mirror, I conclude, is a potent thing. It tells us more than meets the eye.
Monday, October 30, 2017
'Abandon the Platform for the Round' RG Gregory 1928-2017
A couple of blogs ago I wrote a little about my time in
Word and Action (Dorset) back in the early 1980s and gave a few links to the
Wikipedia page for W&A and to sites connected with its founder and leading
light, the poet and playwright RG Gregory.
About a week ago I heard that he had died.
I’d known he’d been ill and had visited him last year
with good friend and ‘Slugger O’Toole’ blogger Michael Fealty. At that time, there was a faint hope that he
had been mis-diagnosed, but by the time I heard he’d died I knew this was not
the case. Nevertheless I find I am
deeply affected by the news. I’m not
alone in this – on his Facebook page there are many tributes from family,
associates, ex-W&A members and others.
(https://www.facebook.com/rg.gregory.5)
‘Greg’ as he was known was a powerful influence on the
lives and thinking of many people. I’m
not going to attempt a biography or a full list of his achievements here. You can find out more at the sites I gave in
the ‘Girl from the North Country’ review blog, or at this – a more recent site
that I didn’t remember to add - http://www.rggregory.co.uk/ . What I’d like to add is a few words about
some of the ways he affected my thinking and outlook.
One of the main activities of the W&A group was the
performance of what became known as ‘Instant Theatre’. It was the embodiment of many of Greg’s
ideas. It developed out of
experimentation with theatrical forms and participatory theatre that took
place, as I understand it, in the 1950s and early 60s. Greg at that time became attracted to working
‘in the round’ which, in his opinion, removed the underlying hierarchy implicit
in staged performances. It drew ‘actors’
and ‘audience’ into a closer and more responsive relationship. The shedding of theatrical effects - costumes,
scenery, special lighting, sound effects etc – enabled a greater exercise of
the imagination and creativity in all participants.
‘Instant Theatre’ took place in the round, and was a
genuine and effective attempt to give an ‘audience’ the opportunity to make up
a story on the spot, to have it dramatised, and to participate in the
performance. Greg felt that many
attempts by others to do this fell short because the ‘professionals’ would tend
to lead the ‘audience’ towards what they were prepared to do, not what the ‘audience’
was capable of creating given free rein.
It was generally performed by teams of three people. The ‘Questioner’ would introduce the process
and elicit the story by means of a question and answer process. As far as was humanly possible, the
questioner had the responsibility to make the questions completely open, not to
lead the story in any way. S/he was not
to assume anything on behalf of those who gave the answers. The questioner would, however, use his/her
own judgement as to how much information constituted a scene of the story to be
acted out and at that point re-tell what had been gathered so far (inviting its
providers to correct any mistakes). Then
the ‘audience’ would be invited to join the other two team members in acting
out their story. Not only would people (adults
and/or children) play the characters, they would also ‘be’ the props. This would continue, scene by scene, over the
course of an hour. (In that respect
there had to be an element of leading – a reminder that the time and therefore
the story would have to come to an end.)
Instant Theatre was often huge fun.
Sometimes it was chaotic. Often
it hit extraordinary levels of profundity.
To work well the questioning had to be a quick-fire
process. Instant Theatre was not created
out of discussion as to what would make the ‘best’ story. Considered thought was cut to a minimum. In this manner, if it was working well, the
stories tapped what Greg (and many others) believed to be the ‘collective
unconscious’. They would work on an
archetypal level. They would take
unexpected forms.
Except when working with younger children, the questioner
would ask for answers to be called out, so would have to include anything s/he
genuinely heard. This led to the incorporation
of contradictory answers. The question
always followed – both these answers are right because I’ve heard them, how can
they both be true? It invited lateral
thinking.
All this was an eye (and ear and mind) opener for
me. In Greg’s thinking, the principles
applied to more than theatre, they applied to the way we live our lives, the
ways in which we organise our society and make our decisions and more. Think it through. The extent to which so many of us live
vicariously through our ‘celebrity’ culture, admire ‘personalities’ in general,
imagine that ‘charisma’ is a necessary quality in those who seek to lead - all
this has its roots in the idea that those people up on the stage are somehow
better than us. Are they? Why do we cling to oppositional politics when
you could say: how can both answers be true?
And if we did, could we find ways to work together for the greater good? Could our politics come up genuinely from
people rather than down from politicians manipulating people for their (and
their lobbyists’) own ends?
It was, within my own relatively simplistic thinking,
questions like these I found myself asking as Greg’s ideas filtered through to
me. You can go a lot deeper with them
than I have here. Greg’s own writings
are lamentably erratically published, but check out the websites I’ve given if
you do want to know more. Also a series
of conversations recorded on YouTube with Michael Fealty, starting with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sosY7kMYIag
.
It’s a personal and minority opinion, but with Greg’s
death I think we’ve lost one of the great thinkers of our time. His work and its value go largely
unrecognised, probably because too many influential people have too much by way
of vested interest in the status quo he challenged. To acknowledge such a maverick thinker would
be tantamount to undermining their own power bases. The apple cart remains upright.
(I’ve written about this in the past tense, but gather
there are practitioners of Instant Theatre still operating. How true they are to Greg’s principles, I don’t
know. I’d be happy to hear more about
them.)
Monday, October 16, 2017
Me and Paul Simon Down in the MRI Scanner
A week ago last Sunday saw me, thanks to our 24/7 National
Health Service, spending an hour inside an MRI scanner at a local
hospital. Fans of Industrial Noise
music, be advised. Never mind your
Merzbow, your Matmos or your Pan Sonic, MRI scans are the business. For a start, you are lying in a white plastic
tube, with a few dirty grey smears just above your face. All the alienation you could want. For each of the several short scans, you get
a different noise. The most prevalent
one resembles a road drill, others involve various hideous bleeps and thumps
and sort of 1940s/50s alarm siren noises.
Noiseniks, welcome to heaven.
You
would of course turn down the offer of protective headphones from a kindly
nurse. You’d want every last decibel,
full on. You’d probably want to sample
it and loop it onto a CDR or whatever, but given the powerful magnetic fields
being generated, that might not work out too well.
But
I’m a wimp, I’m afraid. I took the
earphones. I was asked what sort of
music I’d like to be played through them.
Pop, Rock or Classical? 60s, 70s
or 80s? Dreading the thought of being
trapped in the machine for an hour with Englebert, Mungo Jerry or Yazz, I
thought as fast as I could and asked:
“Have you got anything sort of quiet and folky?” At that point in the proceedings, obviously,
little did I know how useless an option that would be.
“We
have some Simon and Garfunkel,” came the reply.
Not wishing to prolong the proceedings unnecessarily by asking for a
run-down of the entire catalogue of available music, I agreed to Paul and
Artie. I mean, they were hardly likely
to offer me any John Renbourn, were they?
And besides, I once loved the music of Simon and Garfunkel quite
deeply. Their ‘Parsley, Sage, Rosemary
and Thyme’ album was amongst the first twenty LPs I ever owned. Okay, some of it sounds a bit twee to my ears
now, but ‘The Dangling Conversation’ still sends a strange shiver down my
spine. ‘You read your Emily Dickinson /
and I my Robert Frost / and we mark our place with bookmarkers / and measure
what we’ve lost.’ Haunting. And although the slang has long since been
dragged through the mud, ‘The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’
Groovy)’ still cheers my heart.
But
with the next album, ‘Bookends’, Paul Simon really upped his game. I can’t remember the exact chronology but
this was the time of Sergeant Pepper and those kind of mini-epic singles like
the Stones’ ‘We Love You’, the Yardbirds ‘Happenings Ten Years Time Ago’ or
Pink Floyd’s ‘See Emily Play’. Simon
came up with a sequence of singles that were more than a match in terms of both
intricate construction and lyrical sophistication: ‘Hazy Shade of Winter’, ‘At
the Zoo’, ‘Fakin’ It’ and ‘Mrs Robinson’.
And they were all on one side of ‘Bookends’ whilst the other side
featured a suite of superb new songs I can still listen to with absolute
enjoyment to this day.
I
recently saw a U-Tube clip of David Bowie respectfully performing one of those
songs, ‘America’. He just sat cross
legged on the stage playing a small keyboard, with no other accompaniment. I’ve not been much of a Bowie fan since
‘Hunky Dory’ but I had to admit, in that simple rendition of its wistful,
romantic, stirring lyric, he nailed it big time. Once again: haunting.
So I’m
being rolled into the scanner on the stretcher thing, these huge earphones
covering my ears, hands on my chest, my belly covered with some sort of plastic
rig that will facilitate the scanning process, along with another plate thing
under my bum, and I’m thinking ‘What’ll it be?
Which album?’. I figured the most
likely thing would be a best-of compilation.
And
there I am, staring up at the grey smears in my tubular tomb-like enclosure and
the music starts. What is it? It’s ‘Bridge Over Troubled’ bloody ‘Waters’,
that’s what it is.
‘Bridge
Over Troubled Waters’ was probably my first experience of discovering that even
my favourites could well turn out to have feet of clay. It was presaged by ‘The Boxer’ – a worthy
finale to that succession of psychedelia influenced singles mentioned above,
but this turned out to be Simon’s last gasp for a long, long time. Well, for me at least. The rest of the album was a huge
disappointment, pleasantly bland at best, occasionally descending into
downright irritating. There’s probably a
story about it somewhere, but I suspect a succumbing on Simon’s part to be more
‘commercial’.
At
which he was entirely successful, because if I remember rightly ‘Bridge’ was
S&G’s highest selling album. Which,
I guess, is why it was the one I then had to endure. Fortunately, once the noise started, the
earphones proved to have little effect, except perhaps to protect me from the
eardrum battering intensity of the MRI machinery. I’d get to hear a bar or two of ‘Cecilia’ or
‘El Condor Pasa’ from time to time, before the nurse’s voice cut in to tell me
the next scan would last for four minutes and the rat-attat-tat, clanging,
honging and tweeting would start up again.
All I could hear of S&G in these interludes was the bass-lines, a
bit of percussion and occasionally the vaguest hints of the melody. I retained some hopes I might hear at least
some of ‘The Boxer’ but that too was utterly drowned.
Credit
is of course due to the NHS. I am blessed
to have such a service to check whether I may or may not be suffering from a
medical condition. I loathe the creeping
privatisation that is gradually undermining its structure and effectiveness. I am profoundly grateful to all the hard
working men and women who keep it operating, especially those who more or less
saved my life a few years ago. I am
grateful too that they think to provide earphones and music for people going
into MRI scanners. I’m sure 99.5% of us
appreciate it.
As for
the other 0.05%, this has to be your big chance. Go for it, noiseniks!
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